Songs for May 9
Act 1: Father John Misty – “Nancy From Now On”
Nothing says ‘How did I end up asleep on my friend’s porch?’ quite like a Father John Misty song.
Act 2: The Fray – “How to Save a Life”
Walk home. Reread your texts from the day before. Grieve.
Act 3: Tierra Whack – “Only Child”
Make mean eye contact at a CTB employee because you’ve just about had it! But immediately regret doing so, because they’re just doing their job and have been nothing but polite to you.
Act 4: Lady Gaga – “Shallow”
Attempt a shower (cathartic cry).
Act 5: Rico Nasty – “Smack a Bitch”
Gargle a $5 cold brew and Limebike to Olin.
Act 6: Doja Cat- “MOOOO!”
Realize you were never going to do work and shuffle back home like an ugly nerd.
Act 7: Kill Bill Vol 1 Original Soundtrack (Entire Album)
Watch Kill Bill Vol 1 for the 30th time.
Act 8: Talking Heads – “Road to Nowhere”
Remember that you have a final in 72 hours, oopsie whoopsie.
Act 9: Lizzo – “Good as Hell”
An absolutely sickening banger that I won’t explain.
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