Cut to the Dickson laundry room, last night. The last time I did my laundry was Spring Break, and I honestly wouldn’t be doing it now if the pants I wear everyday hadn’t gotten soaked…
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Finals week can bring a lot of things to the surface: the sudden motivation to learn everything, a seasonal caffeine addiction, an awe-inspiring general state of self-loathing. After barely making out alive from seven finals…
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Dear Freshman Brittany,Welcome to Cornell! You’re going to change so much over the next three years, and I’m legitimately so excited for you. A lot of your personal growth will pivot around your mental well-being.…
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I have no right to feel guilty when I tell a rocket scientist or a pre-med I’m an English major. And yet I can’t seem to ditch that ball-and-chain question that follows me everywhere I…
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Congratulations to the winner of Cartoon Caption Contest #10 (who was also the winner of our last contest)! “Yeah, I had some BRBs left.“ — James O’Brien ’21 There is no contest this week, as the…
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Fruit has been on everyone’s mind throughout history. According to the Bible, the only reason humans even have the mental capacity to think about fruit was because Adam ate a fruit. During the Dutch Renaissance,…
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Coming into freshman year, I came to know a typical Ivy profile, a profile molded from a strict checklist and meticulously groomed to satisfy all its criteria ever since childhood.I began to notice consistent commonalities…
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As of today’s date — Tuesday, May 1, 2018 — I am officially accepting applications from any and all individuals or entities interested in becoming founding members of Liberty in South Korea (LiSK). Serious inquiries…
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Meet us halfway and submit a caption for this week’s cartoon! The Sun staff will vote and the winning caption — along with the winner’s name — will appear in the Monday, May 7 edition…
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I don’t remember having the idea to make a joke Tinder account, so it was either the product of divine inspiration or I was incepted, Christopher Nolan style. Regardless, for the past few days I…
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