Finals week can bring a lot of things to the surface: the sudden motivation to learn everything, a seasonal caffeine addiction, an awe-inspiring general state of self-loathing. After barely making out alive from seven finals…
Dear Freshman Brittany,Welcome to Cornell! You’re going to change so much over the next three years, and I’m legitimately so excited for you. A lot of your personal growth will pivot around your mental well-being.…
I have no right to feel guilty when I tell a rocket scientist or a pre-med I’m an English major. And yet I can’t seem to ditch that ball-and-chain question that follows me everywhere I…
Congratulations to the winner of Cartoon Caption Contest #10 (who was also the winner of our last contest)! “Yeah, I had some BRBs left.“ — James O’Brien ’21 There is no contest this week, as the…
Fruit has been on everyone’s mind throughout history. According to the Bible, the only reason humans even have the mental capacity to think about fruit was because Adam ate a fruit. During the Dutch Renaissance,…
Coming into freshman year, I came to know a typical Ivy profile, a profile molded from a strict checklist and meticulously groomed to satisfy all its criteria ever since childhood.I began to notice consistent commonalities…
As of today’s date — Tuesday, May 1, 2018 — I am officially accepting applications from any and all individuals or entities interested in becoming founding members of Liberty in South Korea (LiSK). Serious inquiries…
Meet us halfway and submit a caption for this week’s cartoon! The Sun staff will vote and the winning caption — along with the winner’s name — will appear in the Monday, May 7 edition…
I don’t remember having the idea to make a joke Tinder account, so it was either the product of divine inspiration or I was incepted, Christopher Nolan style. Regardless, for the past few days I…
The Wall Street Journal editorial board traffics in baseless doubt-casting and bunk. The president seems delighted.…
